THIN WHITE
DUKE OF HAZARD - New Musical Express Feb 1 1997
By John Mulvey.
Oh HOW they'll laugh at you, come the 21st century , as
they fly past on their jetpacks . See , everyone's off to the virtual love
cybercum-club-interactive art gallery on the wheel in the space , inducted
into a bright an eclectic fututre by their guru , Dancing Dave Bowie . And
, as you trudge on despondently in their wake , listening to crackly old-flanged
guitar music-Oasis say- on your prehistotic walkman , the same damned thought
will occur to you for the hundredth ,, thousandth , millionth time : "Why
? Why ? Why did I laugh at Bowie in the 90's ? "
... Why indeed . Perhaps
because , back here in 1997 , David Bowie is preoccupied with appearing
futuristic - with being the space-age Renaissance Man - as only the very
old can be. He tries to be mates with Tricky! He refines his sub-Burroughsian
cut-up method of writing lyrics by - cool! - randomly generating words on
his computer! He cross-pollinates rock, and industrial, and techno, and
drum'n'bloody bass, and says things like, "I can distil what is basically
the Zeitgeist by not being one thing obsessively." He's so paranoid
, so acutely conscious of his 50 venerable years , that he thinks he'll
appear past-it if he tries to be anything other than rigorously modern
.
... Of course he tries
far too hard . 'Earthling'
isn't the future: it's what your dad might knock up with a fat advance,
a couple of Goldie and Nine Inch Nails albums, a nice computer... And, one
grudgingly must concede, with a fair amount of residual talent.
... For, in spite
of the ridiculousness, the pretension and the overwhelming essence du naff
that prevails over it, 'Earthling'
is actually - though it galls to admit it - not a bad record. Perhaps it's
Bowie's stunningly resilient inability to see his own preposterousness that
makes it all so entertainingly funny. But it's a lot harder to grasp exactly
why this dance-rock hybrid, ostensibly as ground breaking and credible as
, ahem , Jesus Jones , is actually almost exciting .
... What the Prodigy
discovered last year is that you can start off with adrenalised cutting-edge
techno noises and make a rock anthem- "firestarter"-out of them
. What David Bowie and his professiorial fretwanking henchman (and tragically
, Tin Machine alumnus) Reeves Gabrels have discovered here is that you can
start off with a rather hackneyed rock anthem and end up with adrenalised
, cutting-edge-ish techno noise. A bit like "firestarter" . Clever
, eh ?
... Hence "Little
Wonder" , and "Telling
Lies" , and much things on "Earthling" . There is
something about Bowie's perennial dilettante enthusiasm that's rather engaging
this time round, as he grafts careering breakbeats on to his familiar portentous
tracts. Clearly "earthling 's done on the hoof , with less conceptualising
: unlike last years' hight art , hight arse 'Outside', he hasn't thought
this one to death, hasn't over-calculated every last clank , dissipating
all the spontaneity and energy it may once have had .
... So it's a bit
shabby and a bit clumsy, as if it were banged together one long, inspired
night and then released double quick. Unlike U2 current flirtation with
club culture on "discotheque" , the result hasn't been streamlined
and glossed in the pursuit of good taste. Battle For Britain (The Letter)'
is a hilarious mash-up of sludge-rock riffing, manic jungle breaks, 'Space
Oddity'-style dissolute drawling, apocalyptic sixth-form poetry and - hey!
Why not? - an atonal modern jazz piano solo that's curiously stirring. 'Seven
Years In Tibet' introduces 'Young
Americans'-era sleek soul to trip-hop and substantially less sleek industrial
stompy rock and gets away with it, more or less. And 'The Last Thing You Should Do'
is one of the best things he's done for years: top beats, nice, 'Low'-esque
synth-string reveries, thunderous ROCK! bits - 'Earthling''s good intentions
distilled into five minutes. Again, it's not the future, but it's pretty
fine.
... Let's not be too
carried away, mind. This is still a David Bowie album, remember, and David
Bowie hasn't made an unequivocally good album since 'Scary Monsters' in 1980.
For all its relative spontaneity and half decent ideas , there is a reassuring
shitload of pretension and awful ideas. 'Looking For Satellites' is
typical: decent, bouncy trip-hop built around a rather jaunty and hypnotic
mantra marred by a dreadful squalling solo from the oaf Gabrels and allegedly
random lyrics that involve the names "Shampoo" and "Boyzone"
being intoned again and again, ironically invoking what Bowie doubtless
sees as temporal pop careers compared with his immovable, genius-stained
one.
... When David Bowie
really mattered, when what he did actually made a difference -throughout
the '70s, effectively - he initiated musical fashion rather than gleefully
exploiting it, defined modernity rather than postmodernity.
... And crucially
he defined modernity effortlessly . For all 'Earthling''s merits, he's
still trying far, far too hard, still desperate to book his place in the
Hologram Hall Of Fame on that wheel in space. Come the future, we - and
maybe even he - may well look back on all this pre-millennial pretension
and laugh. |