DIAMOND DOGS: REVIEWS

 

NEW BOWIE: A DOG - Rolling Stone Magazine August 1, 1974
By Ken Emerson

Clearly, David Bowie is not the homo superior he once claimed and many believed him to be. That claim and belief were based on Hunky Dory and Ziggy Stardust, two records of startling genius which will be among the great albums of the Seventies. But since then Bowie has dissapointed even his most rabid devotees. Aladdin Sane was frustratingly uneven, Pin Ups was trivial, and now comes Diamond Dogs, perhaps Bowie's worst album in six years.

....It would be presumptuous to pretend to explain Bowie's deterioration-he is a remote man whose mind remains mysterious-but two considerations are worth entertaining. First Bowie's earlier records did not sell particularly well in the U.S. despite his successes in England, which certainly must rankle so vainglorious a man. And this may have prompted Bowie to hope that if America didn't eat him up when he was good, it might when he was bad.

....From Aladdin Sane on, Bowie has tended to pander to what he thinks the public wants and to imitate those who have been more successful than he-Alice Cooper and Mick Jagger, for instance. He has deliberately cheapened himself and his music.

....Secondly, as it continues to elude him Bowie has become more and more obsessed with superstardom and its trappings, which is why he has dropped his forename and now styles himself, in emulation of Garbo and Brando, simply Bowie. Hunky Dory and Ziggy Stardust were conceived with care in solitude; since then Bowie's energies have been directed toward stardom at the expense of his music, which he now seems to regard almost with contempt.

....Why else would he elect to play lead guitar on Diamond Dogs? Guitarist Mick Ronson was always one of the best things about Bowie and for Bowie to replace him is like Mick Jagger filling in for Keith Richard.

....Hunky Dory and Ziggy Stardust were great because of the challenges they presented. Bowie dared listeners to confront a novel and alien sensibility; dared them to reexamine their smug sexual assumptions; dared them to question their comfortable relation to rock'n'roll, which had become merely a commodity little different from mayonaise or aluminum siding. He promised that music could again matter, as it had before Dylan, the Beatles and so many others maundered into what was at once middle age and second childhood. In short, Bowie challanged us to and our music, both mired in a deathly complacency, to change:

............Look out you Rock'n Rollers
............Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
............Turn and face the strange
............Ch-ch-Canges
............Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older.*

....Bowie was never very specific about the nature of these changes, but at least he saw their necessity, and the proof seemed in the pudding-in the zest, energy and originality of Hunky Dory and Ziggy Stardust. What made the challenge so inviting were Bowie's prodigious talents as a writer, arranger and producer. His best songs were deft, vivid constructions, utilizing all the tricks of the Sixties trade and recharging them with the force of his personality and imagination, pushing them into the Seventies. While Don McLean sang that the music had died and almost every major figure of the Sixties seemed intent upon proving McLean right, Bowie was giving them all the lie.

....But unfortunately, it was a lie, for Bowie led his followers into the desert and left them there. No sooner had he proclaimed a new age than he turned his back on it and retreated to nostalgia. Aladdin Sane pined for the good old days, when people stared in Jagger's eyes and scored, and Pin Ups travestied mid-Sixties pop. Rebel Rebel, Bowie's recent single and, typically, a hit in England but not here, is an attempt at a 1964 smash. So much for ch-ch-Changes.

....On Diamond Dogs Bowie shouts, This ain,t Rock'n Roll- this is Genocide. Suicide is more like it, for it's Bowie, not the listener, who,s in trouble. First the guitar: Mabye Bowie plays it himself to get a raunchy, untutored feel the more polished Ronson couldn't capture, but the result is merely cheesy. When debuted on The Midnight Special, 1984 was a powerful song, most of whose strenght and sweep Ronson provided. The version on Diamond Dogs, without Ronson, is sickly, and a fluttery string arrangement cannot beef it up. And there's his voice: Once Bowie's high, dry vocals, brittle and angular, were remarkable for their wit, phrasing and credibility. But now he's withdrawn to his anonymous lower register, and when he strays from it he sounds campy and forced, never compelling. Finally, where Bowie's songs used to be signalized by their rich complexity and, simoutaneouselt, their sparkling clarity, Diamond Dogs is at once simplistic and murky. Once heard, the songs on Hunky Dory and Ziggy Stardust were almost impossible to forget: The melodies were fascinating and sharply defined. But these tracks are muddy and tuneless, and their sloppiness cannot be ratinalized as spontaneity.

....Diamond Dogs depicts a not-to-distant future in which the remnants of the human race live out their dying days in frantic pursuit of sleazy sex. What seems to interest Bowie here is not the future but the sex. Most of the songs are obscure tangles of perversion, degradation, fear and self-pity, whose nightmarishness occasionally recalls The Man Who Sold The World, Bowie's most frightening album. It's difficult to know what to make of them. Are they masturbatory fantasies, guilt-ridden projections, terrified premonitions, or is it all merely Alice Cooper exploitation? Unfortunately, the music exerts so little appeal that it's hard to care what it's about. And Diamond Dogs seems more like David Bowie's last gasp than the world's.


 

Q Magazine
By Martin Aston. Review of the 1989 CD re-issue.

After Ziggy's suicide and temporary resurrection as Aladdin Sane (who retreated into his mod youth on Pin Ups), David Bowie had to look futurewards-and being David Bowie, went as far as he could, to Apocalypse Now. After plans to stage a musical 1984 were thwarted by George Orwell's estate, David Bowie stirred in a cast of androgynous deviants and completed Diamond Dogs, abandoning the Spiders, hiring sessioneers (Herbie Flowers, Tony Newman) and handling all guitar chores himself. Diamond Dogs was musical years away from David Bowie's past too; from 1984's Phillyfunk excursion and the futuristic garage band raunch of the title track and Rebel Rebel (an anthem of prime Ziggyish glitter-pop) to extravagant ballads like Rock 'n' Roll With Me, Big Brother and Sweet Thing/Candidate that used a scene-painting Moog, mellotron and pining sax to considerably dramatic effect. David Bowie's voice also added a rich, sonorous warble to its register. The re-issue's bonus tracks, the early plastic soul prototype Dodo and a completely different Candidate, lack clarity and finished arrangement but are nevertheless semi-precious curios.
Q Rating:
***


 

Billboard
Originally reviewed for week ending 5/25/74.

A subtler, more aesthetic, Bowie comes to the forefront here. With all new material on the disk, a shift, perhaps not as radical as some folks would like, has taken Bowie into areas which should reinforce his musical presence in the 70's. While acoustic instrumentation never shows up, a number of tunes carry the feeling. Both sides blend extremely well for the best overall results. Best cuts: "1984," "Sweet Thing," "Diamond Dogs," "Big Brother," and "Rebel." Dealers: Cover might turn a few heads, but so should the music.